Not Smirched Borderlands is the perfect mash up. Its like you have a heaping plate of steak, potatoes, corn, and a buttery dinner roll all mixed together in a messy pile. The resulting carnage is shepherds pie. If you took World of Warcraft, Call of Duty, Diablo and cell shaded beauty and mixed them together [...]
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Dear Sony…
Thank you for your quick response and swift customer service! Some companies still know how to take care of their customers! I recently sent in a PSP 3000 that had a non-functional “select button”. I have already recanted how messed up and crazy the whole situation with Play N Trade was, so I shant repeat [...]
Raped by Play N Trade
SMIRCHED TO THE HIGHEST DEGREE Before I begin to weave my tail of butt hole raw rump riding, let me give you a little history lesson. I have been a customer of Play N Trade for the last 6 years or so. I became a card member in their special program, I purchased and or [...]
Shadow Complex (XBox 360)
Sometimes an arcade game comes along at the modest price of 1200 Microsoft points ($15.00), and completely blows you away. A friend of mine from work (Brian) approached me on friday with tales of the incredible nature of this game. Essentially, it is a side scroller much like unto the olden days of Metroid with [...]
Patapon (PSP)
PON PON PATA PON! PATA PATA PATA PON! One of the most ingenious game types I have ever played. This is not your average rhythm game. A race known as the Patapons has fallen from their former glory, and they need you (the great patapon), to bring them victory on the field of battle. You [...]
Locoroco (PSP)
My recent trip to Montana was exceedingly fruitful on the gaming end. I took my broken PSP with me to the far north in pursuit of family fun and relaxation. I found it in Locoroco. I had never played the whimsical adventure known as Locoroco before this trip. Sure, the PS3 version was played in [...]
Metal Gear Online (PS3)
I promised myself that I wasn’t going to write about MGO until at least Wednesday. I broke my promise. Anyone who knows me will confess that I am NOT a multiplayer gamer. Halo is the only video game that I have played over the net and I suck at it (and I’ve only played maybe [...]
Lumines II (PSP)
Oh delicious PSP, The roller coaster of emotion and lust that we have been on for the last few years has been trying. At times you would relentlessly tease me with your sexy-sleek design, and your stunning visuals. Other days you would frustrate me with your clunky frame and cramp my hands with your outre [...]
Tetris
Oh beloved blast from my past! Recently I have been bitten by a bug of the Tetris variety, and the symptoms have begun to overwhelm my life. When I was but a wee lad, I had Tetris on my first gaming system, the NES (Nintendo Entertainment System for all of you kids out there). I [...]
Metal Gear Solid Month
August is a very special month, not only because it is Metal Gear Solid Month but because it is the month of my birthday. I decided early in the year that I would play through each of the Metal Gear Solid games in honor of the series as well as my birthday. I understand that [...]