You know who was born today? AJ the Champ! Who has a damn Raptor for a best friend! It is weird because you talk to people and they don’t know that AJ was in Jurassic Park. Only his real friends know about his dinsosaurial movie career…. If you want to see more of AJ the [...]
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End of the World Warning: Robot Runners
Before I get to the Song of the Day, you need to watch this… Yeah did you see that robot running 7 kilometers an hour. I know that is not terribly fast, but put some knifes and flamethrowers on that thing and your bone rattling fear will slow your pace allow it to catch you. [...]
Sarah Palin and Kate Gosselin Get a Talk Show!!
If you haven’t heard the exciting news that Sarah Palin and Kate Gosselin have been awarded a talk show, then you must be living under a rock! (or standing in line for the New Moon premiere, early bird gets the werewolf right?) It is like a dream come true, or a page out of a [...]
Werewolves and Vampires to Swap Lip Gloss and Tampons
Please Let It Be April The news blog Massively which focuses on MMO’s (Massisly Multiplayer Online) just released that there is going to be a Twilight MMO… Now I understand that people want to make money, but at the expense of destroying the age old monster myths that are Werewolves and Vampires. Before I rant [...]
4 Pairs of Shoes I Will NEVER Own
There are some things that I just cannot do. Some things that are so disgusting and vile that I gag at the thought of them. Today I will dwell on the shoe portion of those things. Out in this wonderful world that we are a part of, there are music snobs, food snobs, etc. snobs, [...]
5 places I never wanted to find a spider, but did
This is a page that was brought about by the spider and earwig war that is being waged at my house. Being in the midst of their battleground has brought back many terrifying memories that I had thought suppressed by denial and fear. I decided that I can no longer live in silence brought about [...]
Celebrity Before and After Pics
Just for fun, let the pictures speak for themselves. (I know that some of these transformations were the result of car accidents and other trajedies, I’m not judging, I’m just observing. Also, Michael Jackson has been left off this list purposely…it’s too soon). 1) Mark Hamill 2) Gary Busey
Top 5 Worst Moments in Star Wars
Star Wars is stitched on the denim jacket of pop culture like so many badges of honor and interest. There is hardly a more recognizable franchise, literally Star Wars is in the galactic realm with McDonalds and Coca Cola (and dare I add Michael Jackson?). Apparently, when you are that BIG OF A DEAL, you [...]
“Average Homeboy” and “Landslide” From YouTube
Song of the Day Two songs, each from YouTube. The First: “Average Homeboy” by Denny Blaze I dare say this man is the first white rapper. I hope you enjoy it. I tried to enjoy, I really did. The Second: “Landslide” by PS22 Chorus Listening to a good children choir sing this song better than [...]
What the hell Zelda?
If you recall last week’s wednesday post, I have begun indoctrinating my wife with Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Well, does anyone remember how hard that game is?! I just have a few specific beefs that I would like to bring up.