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The Dead And Dying

Direct Quote: "My pussy is a deadly weapon"

By: Ed Brubaker and Sean Phillips

Wow. This is the third installment of the critically acclaimed “Criminal Series” by the Brubaker/Phillips duo. I am IMMENSELY impressed with this piece of literature and the artwork that frames it. This graphic novel is fluid and refined with its addictive text pulling the reader further and further into the dark. Brubaker develops these characters with a master’s touch, and their disgusting lives and uninhibited actions repulse and fascinate with the same stroke. This edition is divided into three separate sections (equal in size) with each section belonging to a different main character. I shall share the details here:

Second Chance In Hell

In this section, we follow the story of Jake or “Gnarly” as he is known in the Undertow. Because this whole story takes place in the 1970s, we are peaking into his life when he was a young and very successful heavy weight boxer. His story is especially tragic, because he really wants no part of the criminal realm he has grown up in. Ultimately, like everyone else, he is unable to truly escape.

A Wolf Among Wolves

Here our protagonist is Teegar Lawless. Name ring a bell? Yes, he is the father of Tracy Lawless, the main character of the last trade. He comes home from the Vietnam War with a load of new skills and a head full of rage and bad memories. We watch him throw his family in and out of trouble, and spend the majority of his days in a haze of booze and drugs. This section was hard to read, because Teegs is such a bad man. In reality he isn’t to blame for he is only a product of his experiences. It rips my heart in half to think about his poor kids and the life they are going to live.

Female of the Species

The last section was frightening. Danica, the black femme fatale from the cover of the trade, reveals her story through the tint of her addictions. She speaks of the horrendous crimes inflicted upon her, and her struggle to come to terms with being a victim. We witness her metamorphosis, as she transforms into a sex wielding manipulator and starts taking revenge.

Each of these stories are a masterpiece by themselves, but the real magic occurs when they are brought together. They overlap, fulfill, expound and reveal the true story line that ties them together. A symphony of written words and liquid art.

Mirth

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Spider-Woman #6

By: Brian Michael Bendis and Alex Maleev

We left Jessica Drew about to confront the “Thunderbolts” in the end of the last issue, and in this issue they clash head on. The good news is that she absolutely beats their trash, mentally and physically. For being a super creature with such low self esteem Spider-Woman sure does kick a large amount of a**. This issue was literally filled with combat and chase scenes. Honestly this is the most exciting issue in the series so far. I have already said it once, but I will say it again: Alex Maleev’s art totally upstages Brian Michael Bendis’ writing.

And to be up front with you(I might get death threats for this), I really haven’t been impressed with Bendis in this series. I don’t know if I am just not getting it or what, but the writing has seemed scattered, repetitive, and under-developed. Very little of the story jumps out at me as being impressive or original and Jessica Drew’s inner monologue can be annoying and over-the-top. Speaking from a perspective of very little experience with the works of Bendis, I am unimpressed and unmoved. (and when I met him he gave me a limp noodle handshake). To be fair, the only works of his that I have read have been Powers 1-4 and Alias 1, nothing else. And those are pretty good, but still nothing to freak out about. By comparison, I have read even less of Brubaker, but I am impressed as all get out by him. So go figure.

Mirth

read the first seven pages here

Look at that Maleev art....sorry Bendis

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Daytripper #4

Emo Comics?

By: Gabriel Ba and Fabio Moon

So, I changed my mind about Daytripper. When I first started this series, I felt that it was deep and moving and thematically rich and varied. Now, I feel as though I am stuck in the most emo comic book series ever. Every issue is a depressing romp in the life of an underachiever who has a constant battle with dying. Gabriel Ba tries to plumb the depths of the human soul with every issue, but he is repeatedly tracing the same avenues and now the streets are littered with uncaring garbage.

In the first issue, Bras learns a hard lesson about family and gets shot in the face. In the second, he falls in love and then drowns. The third issue he is dumped and then gets hit by a car. And the fourth his dad dies on the same day his baby is born and then Bras has a heart attack. When you list them in rapid succession like that, don’t they sound lame? Daytripper doesn’t challenge my emotions like I thought it would after reading the first issue. It seems to be constructed of the saddest possibilities that Gabriel Ba could conceive of, and that isn’t good enough for me. If you want to make a authentically sad comic, you can’t do it by throwing a pile of unending sadness at the readers. It just doesn’t work that way.

The art is beautiful and consistent (no complaints there), but the story is really starting to lack. I am going to give it two more issues to redeem itself. After that, its out of the holds box for good. Sorry Gabriel.

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Demo: The Waking Life of Angels #1

WTF

By: Brian Wood and Becky Cloonan

Here is another comic rescued from the free piles at the DC booth. I am always skeptical of any comic that they will give away for free because if it is free then its implied that it has no worth. After reading this comic, I’m not sure that my opinion has changed. I have EXTREMELY mixed feelings about this and I don’t feel bad spoiling the crap out of it.

Joan has a recurring dream. In this dream she sees a woman frantically climb the brick stairway of a cathedral and then fall over a high ledge to her death. As Joan loses more and more sleep she becomes more and more concerned about the woman. She believes that this woman is going to die if she doesn’t find the cathedral and go there to save her. (Can you guess the ending yet? I did.)

Joan researches and finds that the cathedral is in London. She buys a one way ticket and quits her job, breaks up with her boyfriend, and leaves without letting anyone know. When she arrives, she follows a woman up the stairs and in the process gets chased by a security guard. At the top, she is the one to fall over the edge and die. (Or maybe she doesn’t, it wasn’t very clear.) Either way, it was a pretty lame idea. Basically there is no point to the story other than the fact that you need to get a good night sleep or you will quit your job to go to England and kill yourself. I don’t know very much about “Demo” as a comic, but it appears that each issue if going to be a different story or plot-line.  I don’t believe that I will read anymore of these. I read this one two times, and on the second time through, you can see exactly how contrived the story is. The foreshadowing in the dialog of the main character is unmistakable and the attempt on behalf of the author to bring deep meaning to his story fails.

The art was okay, black and white with lots of feet and hand shots.

Mirth

read the first five pages here

Eyes, Hands, Feet (80% of this comic)

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Victorian Undead #4

No shiz Sherlock...

By: Ian Edinton, Davide Fabbri and Tom Mandrake

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again… I am a sucker for anything zombie related. When I saw that they had mashed Sherlock Holmes and zombies in the same comic, I rejoiced and gladly opened my wallet. This is the most recent issue in the series, and I’ve heard that there are only going to be six. Truly a  shame because this is much more interesting than most mini-series. I guess they have to end the series soon because Sherlock Holmes doesn’t lose. In all of his cases, he solves them and then moves on. So I am thinking that it is safe to assume that he is going to solve the whole zombie-caper, kill the bad guys, and have a night-cap.

The most interesting thing about this series is the fact that the villain is a self aware zombie. (He is Moriarty, the classic nemesis of Sherlock Holmes) . This issue goes into detail on Moriarty’s foray in the realm of the undead and the madness and ambition he found waiting there. We finally learn the reason for the outbreak, and we watch in horror as its nexus swears to bathe the world in blood and hellfire.  Sherlock and Watson share their memorable banter throughout the issue as they are rescued from the flat on Baker Street and taken to a secure location. The art is wonderfully colored, and the zombies are especially gory and menacing. If you are a zombie enthusiast then you will in no way be disappointed with Victorian Undead. An excellent series to collect!

Mirth

preview the first issue here

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A History of Violence

Surprisingly, not as violent as I expected...

By: John Wagner and Vince Locke

Yesterday, one of my co-workers who shares my enthusiasm for comics loaned me ‘A History of Violence’. I took it with an open mind, willing to read it and give him my feed back. Once I started into the story, it was a slippery slope, and I couldn’t put it down until it was finished. What an amazing tale! One thing that stands out is the lack of a hero in the story. In essence, its about a bad guy who does some bad things to some other bad guys, and then he hides and turns into a good guy, and then the bad guys find him and he has to defend his new family. Make sense? The point I am making is that even the protagonist is actually just a bad guy. Sure, he’s changed, but all of his problems would be non-existent if he wouldn’t have murdered and crossed the mob to begin with.

The art is black ink, in “From Hell” or “Walking Dead” fashion. To be honest, the art isn’t the real vehicle of this tale. You could almost take away the art and this would make a riveting short story. Basically, don’t buy this comic if you are looking for beautiful art, buy it for the story. It is hard to read sometimes, there is a very heavy macabre feeling that permeates the entire story. Themes of tainted innocence, cruelty, revenge, and fear are the backbone of the novel. It reads fast, but it is entertaining the whole way because the pacing is superb. Even in the duller sections of the story the pages go quick and there is a constant changing of scenery and unfolding of the plot. I don’t know if I’ll buy it, but I will recommend it as a good read none the less.

Mirth

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The Invincible Iron Man #1

I never thought Tony Stark would seduce me....

By: Matt Fraction and Salvadore Larroca

What the hell Greg? My comic book shop of choice is run by a handsome gentlemen with an uncanny talent; He knows the types of comics I’ll enjoy. As I was leaving his store last Saturday, he slipped this one in my bag and simply said, “You’re going to hate me.” I wasn’t exactly sure what he meant, but as I read it dawned on me. I HAVE TO GET EVERY ISSUE IN THIS SERIES. So, I finally realized that Greg is like a drug dealer. He offers me a free hit of comics here and there, and then I get hooked and buy more from his store. My wallet and budget hate him, but my mind and heart love him. So it is with Iron Man.

I really have never been a fan of Iron Man. I have always known of him, but I have never picked up a single issue until now. This issue begins with a crazy suicide bombing and Tony Stark bedding a foreign supermodel, the PERFECT intro to the world of Iron Man. Later, the villain makes his appearance in the form of Ezekiel Stane, a wunderkind with a bank roll and cutting edge technology. The heinous part of his tech is the fact that it is Iron Man technology improved upon. And that simple fact SCARES the hell out of Tony Stark.

I was impressed by the detail in the art, the quality in the dialog, and the breadth of the story. I expect that this tale will be one full of twists and turns, plot shifts and betrayals. There are over 20 issues in this ongoing series, and I don’t expect to purchase all of those (or have very much finding them). So I plan on purchasing the Omnibus and then catching up with the floppies from that point. All I have to say is I had a one night stand with Tony Stark, and I hope that he calls me tomorrow…

Mirth

you can read an eight page preview here

Villainy always has the worst timing....

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Batwoman in Detective Comics #854

I can't believe I enjoyed this comic

By: Greg Rucka and J.H. Williams III

This issue was another treasure acquired at the DC booth for no lucre. To be honest, I hungrily snatched it up and stuffed it in my bag for the simple reason that it was free. Batwoman normally wouldn’t interest me in the slightest. But this issue came out of left field and blindsided me with its unique paneling, its vibrant colors, and its promise of violence. As I finished the last page, I was shocked that I wanted more. “How did this happen to me?” Well, let me try to explain….

First of all, the art is crisp and grabbing. Whenever Batwoman takes to the night in uniform, flying along alleyways perched upon her motorcycle, the color pallet is restricted to black, gray, red, and white only. This simple technique brought a uniqueness and class to the comic that I never thought possible. Second, the story was vague enough to keep me turning pages. It spoke of “covens” of crime, and a “dark mistress” that rules over them all. Batman makes an appearance, and offers advice like he’s a bada**. The tale recounts capture, torture, and a near fatal stab through Batwoman’s heart. And near the end, the dark mistress appears almost as a porcelain doll and introduces herself as Alice. This comic is well paced, well drawn, and perfectly crafted to leave you wanting more. This is what a comic book should be.

On the other side, not all is perfect with this tale. Batwoman is a lesbian, and while in costume she looks enchantingly beautiful and harshly violent, but once the facade is shed she looks a little too butch. I realized that when she was going through her day as her alter ego, I was bored and uninterested. Then, I brought the comic to one of my friends (the most devout Batman follower I know) and I asked him what he thought of it. He told me, “It looks cool, but in a couple issues it starts to suck. They introduce a bunch of ‘were-beasts’ and it gets really lame. I stopped following it.” So, on his advice, I might let this be the anomaly that it is, and not pick up any more issues.

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you can read the first five pages here

"hands off Batman, I'm a lesbian."

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American Vampire #1

Amazing new comic from great minds....

By: Scott Snyder, Rafael Albuquerque, and Stephen King

This weekend I was in Black Cat Comics in Salt Lake City picking up my holds, and Greg (the owner and operator of the shop) told me I had to check out American Vampire. He has never steered me wrong, so I took his advice and added it to my purchase. Upon reading, I am absolutely satisfied, and eager for the next installment. It seems that anything in my life attached to the name: “Stephen King” is extremely satisfying and entertaining. This holds true for this comic as well.

American Vampire reads like two comics, one placed in 1925 and the other placed in 1880. The most fascinating aspect of this dual nature is the shared characters in each timeline. There are only two characters in the comic that are shared between the two points, the first is Skinner Sweet, a swarthy outlaw from the wild west, and the narrator Will Bunting, the author who has scrawled the tale. In the first half, an aspiring young actress, Pearl, is invited to a high class party in the Hollywood hills.  Her invite isn’t all that she expected. While in the second, the outlaw Skinner Sweet is involved in a train wreck, and through a series of captivating events he undergoes the transformation to the unholy dead.

Skinner Sweet hisself....

This issue was haunting, intriguing, and grabbing in a way that any good piece of media is. I felt drawn in by the foreshadowing and twists in the plot along the way. I was eager for each page, and felt my stomach twist when the cliffhanger arrived. And ultimately I gasped when our vampires made their first appearance. Chilling and thrilling, American Vampire #1.

Mirth

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Zombie Tramp #1

Janey Belle, the high class prostitute

By: Dan Mendoza

While at Comic Con in Emerald City, I passed a booth that caught my eye. Once I approached and browse the contents of their display, I realized that the Zombie Tramp was the culprit. She was so dead, so hot, and so unnatural looking. Not to mention the witty double entendre “She’ll blow your brains out”.  Needless to say, I am a sucker for anything zombie related. There are only 2 issues out right now (of 3 total) and I tried to get the guy at the booth to give me both for a discount, but he was rigid and I had to pay a full FIVE dollars for each of them. BUT, in retrospect, I am glad that I paid full price because I know that it is important to support indie comics, and I want Dan Mendoza to do a third issue. I have to know how the story ends!

Here is the story: Janey Belle is a high class prostitute, ‘serving’ the most wealthy and famous ‘A’ list celebs and moguls. She makes appearances at red carpet events, and knows the ‘ins’ and ‘outs’ of the boudoir. She is pimped out by a transvestite named Madame George. When Ms. George gets into some trouble with the law, she makes a deal for her freedom by arranging for Janey to spend an evening ‘working’ with the sheriff. But, the sheriff has other plans in mind as he leads her to the basement where his zombie son is chained… and the rest unfolds from there. I don’t want to spoil too much of the comic.

wedgy?....

In essence, this comic is a boob-fest with a fast moving story and a love-affair with blood and gore. EXTREMELY entertaining to read, and consequently one of my favorite comics acquired at the Con. Totally blindsided me, took me by surprise, and satisfied my zombie desires. I think the reason I liked it so much, aside from the undead presence throughout, is because the story is SO goofy and whacked out. If you don’t like comic nudity (huge balloon-like boobies and pantie shots galore) then steer clear of this one.

Mirth

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